The Life of Pythagoras

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The Life of Pythagoras by Iamblichus

Biographies About Ancient Dudes Written by Other Ancient Dudes

I think I've discovered a new sub-genre: biographies about ancient dudes written by other ancient dudes. This one was written around 300 AD by Iamblichus, a Neoplatonist philosopher, about Pythagoras โ€” who lived roughly 800 years before him. Let that sink in. ๐Ÿ˜…

So how was it? Fascinating, often boring, and sometimes unnecessarily complicated. Classic ancient text vibes.

The Eternal Student

What really struck me is just how long Pythagoras studied before he ever taught anyone anything. The man traveled everywhere seeking wisdom โ€” Egypt, Babylon, you name it. He spent 22 years in a sanctuary studying astronomy and geometry, then another 12 years diving into other sciences.

That's 33+ years of learning before he started teaching. Thirty-three years! Most of us get impatient after a 20-minute YouTube tutorial. ๐Ÿ˜‚

The Original Cult Leader

Here's where it gets wild. Pythagoras wasn't just a mathematician โ€” he was regarded as a divinity. A straight-up cult leader. His apprentices had to endure 5 years of complete silence before they were even allowed to meet him in person.

He could allegedly tame wild animals just by talking to them. Oh, and he could reportedly be in several places at once. You know, casual stuff. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

"Now I have this weird urge to join a sect."

๐Ÿ”‘ Key Takeaway

Pythagoras studied for 33+ years before he started teaching โ€” and that's a great reminder of playing the long game and being patient. We live in an era of instant gratification, but mastery takes decades. There are no shortcuts to real wisdom.

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โš–๏ธ Verdict

I'm happy I read it. It gave me a totally different perspective on ancient learning and discipline. But let's be real โ€” this is not for everyone. If you're not into ancient texts with occasionally dry passages and mystical claims, you'll probably bounce off this one pretty hard.

It's a niche read for a niche audience. But if you're curious about the man behind the theorem, it's a fascinating (if bumpy) ride.

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